gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

*likes out of league boy, so creates entire relationship in head*

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stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

Twice as good wannabes only achieve half of their goals

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sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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no-wifi:

*morphs into young child so its acceptable to throw tantrums over anything and everything, especially work*

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